You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: wanna rp?
You: I CALL ERIDAN
Stranger: XD Kay, i guess i'll do sollux then XD
You: ( note: I'm not a fan of SolEri sorry ,but still XP)
You: Ok shall we begin?
Stranger: I can do someone else, i just sorta said him cuz he's normally easy
You: It doesn't have to be yaoi. It could be a nonsesne argue
Stranger: Okkie~ cxx i'm good with nonsense arguing cx
You: You wanna go first?
Stranger: fii2hdiick. why won't you diie?
You: cause Sol. I'm wway too awwesome.
Stranger: you're not awe2ome you're ju2t an arrogant priick
You: NO! I'M THE MOST AWWESOME PERSON IN THIS ROOM! * The room only contains himself and Sol (my honeybee XD jk )*
Stranger: (XDD) no. you aren't. the only thiing you are ii2 the mo2t liikely to be forever alone
You: NOOOOOO! I WWON'T! ( :3 )
Stranger: ye2 you wiill. (c: )
You: No. I wwill be lovved by many beaches.
Stranger: the beache2 liie to you eriidan, even they can't 2tand you
You: *le adorable sad face* ( MY BABY QAQ )
Stranger: ((DX)) 2hut up the pouty face douche
You: Fuck you Sol.
Stranger: No thank2, ii'd rather not
You: (( I JUST REMEBERED THAT IT'S MARCH ))
You: (( OH COD ))
You: (( *magically makes Eri March* )) WWHAT THE FUCK!? *MARCH ATTIRE *
Stranger: ii'm really happy ii'm bliind riight now
You: *he glares at Sol* You're just jealous.~
Stranger: ii'm defiinately not
You: Don't deny it Sol.~ You knoww that you are.~
You: (( Do you have a DeviantART? ))
Stranger: ((Nope... :c )) ii am feeliing many thiing2, liike nau2iated, but not jealou2
You: You lie. (( AWWWWWW QAQ anywho! You should look me up! I have MANY Homestuck and Hetalia stories XD I'm ~Hetalia-animegirl ENJOY ))
Stranger: ((okkie!! i will~))
Stranger: no ii don't
You: You're such a lier. (( XD ))
Stranger: (( i meant the look up part...oh whatever that sounds douchey XP)) am not
You: (( i know )) Are tooooooo. *places his/her hands on his/her hips* Can't touch this.~
You: ((Eridan...... "
You stared at the seadweller in front of you. He looked so fuckin' kawaii. So kawaii, that he topped Hunny from Ouarn High School Host Club. And Hunny was a VERY adorable little munchkin.
" Yes ______? " He looked rather unphased by everything.
" What the fuck are you wearing. " SERIOUSLY?! Why was he wearing a SKIRT!?
" Wwell.... It's March."
" THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SESNE! " So what if it's March!? What does that have to do with anything!?
" I JUST WWANT TO LOOK PRETTY FOR A MONTH!!!!" You stared at him in disbeilf. He has to be kidding. " Why are you dressed in drag though!? " " BECAUSE! I WWANT TO BE PRETTY LIKE YOU! "
The drag queen seadweller then stomped away. It took you a few moments to process what he had said in your head. You could hear the gears move in your thinkpan. " He thinks I'm pretty? " Then you thought about memories with Eridan. The endless flirting, fighting, helping, paping, but most imporantly. You remembered him being alone. As you first met the trolls, you noticed him on the other side of the room. You would've said hi, but Nepeta held you back. She went on and on about ships.
You need to talk to him. " ONWARD TO ERIDAN'S HIVE HOUSE THING!" As you proceeded to abscond, you tripped over nothing and fell on your face. You quickly got up and searched the area around you. " Good.... No one saw that..... " You then dusted yourself off. " Ahem. ONWARD TO ERIDAN'S HIVE HOUSE THING! WHATEVER!" You then made your way to his thing that he lives in.
You stared at the ship. It was big and purple. Trolls are racist about the color hemospetrum thingy. You did your research on the Ancestors. IT BLEW YOUR MIND!
You knocked on his door. No answer. " ERIDAN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! " A pillow was thrown at you. You grabbed said pillow, that was on the floor, and looked up. You saw Eridan. " LEAVVE ME ALONE! " He then slammed his window shut. " GOGDAMMIT! " You mentally face palmed. You said gog again. Stupid trolls.
You began to pound on the door. It was opened by his lusus. " Hi Seahorsedad! " " He's up stairs. I don't understand him. WWHY WWON'T HE JUST GET HIS BITCH A WWHALE!!!!! " You heard muffled screaming upstairs. " SHE'S NOT MY BITCH AND SHUT UP! " " THEN MAKE HER YOUR BITCH! " You sweat dropped. " Ahem. May I see him? " " Yes. Slap some sense into the boy.... " Seahorsedad then absconded to some other room.
You quickly ran upstairs to Eridan's room and began to pound on his door. " OPEEEENNNNNN UUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!" " NO! " You never ceased pounding on his door. " I WILL KICK THE DOOR DOWN! " " GO AWWAY! " Seahorsedad then randomly decided to join the 'conversation', " JUST GIVVE HER A GOGDAMN WWHALE! " " NOOOOOOOOOOO! "
You sighed and walked backwards until your back hit the wall. You then ran to the door and karate kcicked it ,and since it's an old door, it's hinges broke and it fell to the floor and you went along with it. " SHIIITTTTTT! " And for the second time that day, you landed on you face.
Comesne akward silence.
" I told you that I would kick the door down. " Eridan nodded slowly, " I can see that..... " You then got up and dusted yourself off. " I have a question! " Eridan sighed. He knew that once you want an answer to something, you won't stop until you get that answer. " Wwhat? " " You think that I'm pretty?" Eridan flushed a deep violet before hanging his head. He mumbled something, but you didn't hear. " What? " He did the same thing again. " WHAT!? " You saw him twitch in annoyance. " I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! " The very next thing that you know is that your pushed onto Eridan's bed and he ends up strattling you. " I SAID THAT I'M CODDAMN FLUSHED FOR YOU! " Eridan then fiercly kissed you, however you were still in shock. CURSE YOUR SLOW THINKPAN! After for what seemed like forever, you finally kissed back. You could feel the blush radiating off of Eridan's face. He seemed rather shocked. You used that shockyness to your advantage. You flipped him over, causing him to be the one on the bottom. " I DECLARE THAT (first) (last) IS THE SEME IN THIS RELATIONSHIP! "
Eridan flushed even brighter. " Are you sayin', that you feel the same? " " Fuck yeah! You're adorable and awesome! BUT! We might have to do something about this," you moitoned your hands at his outfit, causing him to pout. " That isn't reely nice! " " You will do what the seme says! " " WWHAT THE FUCK IS A SEME!? " " And you're the uke! " " WWHAT!? "
" Just get her a wwhale already. "
" LEAVVE ME ALONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! "
" I will never understand you people and whales...... "
You: (( DAMMIT
You: (( GOG
Stranger: beliieve me, i'm happy wiith that
Stranger: ((XD ))
You: (( anywho this is ONE of my stories))
You: As if Sol. You knoww that you wwant this.
Stranger: ew ed...plea2e...no...
You: *he hugs the troll* WWHY WWON'T YOU LOVVE ME!
Stranger: get off of me.
You: No. *cling*
Stranger: *pries off one arm* ED let go damn iit
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Cling*
Stranger: *forces him off with psyconics* gog calm down
You: (( *whatches them like a ceiling ninja* .......... )) Wweh.
Stranger: (( ...*stalks them like...a lion >:3))
You: (( Nin nin....... )) Wwhat wwas that?
Stranger: ii 2aiid hu2h dumba22
You: No. I heard somethin' else........ (( *snickers quietly* ))
Stranger: want two try two check iit out?
You: (( *le losses my grip and slips out of the ceiling hole that I made , landing on Eridan* HORRY SHEET! )) WWHAT THE FUCK!?
Stranger: oh uh hii
You: (( Sup *sitting on Eridan* )) WWHO ARE YOU! (( A ceiling ninja! Nin nin! ))
Stranger: why are you 2ayiing niin?
You: (( Because! Natsu said Nin Nin! He's my favorite mage in Fairy Tail! )) MAGIC ISN'T REEL! (( STFU! ))
Stranger: at lea2t magiic ha2 friiend2 and ii2 liiked by 2omeone
You: QAQ wweh. (( I am having the worst argument EVER in my head ))
Stranger: ((Which is? XD)) 2hu2h fii2hdiick
You: (( I don't know who I love better Eridan *still sittin on him* or Sollux. )) Wwe all knoww it's me ,now PLEASE GET OFF OF ME!
Stranger: no iit'2 me. iit ha2 to be
You: ((...... )) No. It's. Me.
Stranger: no iit i2n't, you pii22 everyone offf
You: (( I find him adorable. )) I don't seem to piss her off! (( but, Sol is a badass..... )) NO HE ISN'T! (( It's hard to choose..... ))
Stranger: ye2 ii am ED.
You: NO. (( *gets off of Eri* .... )) *gets up and dusts himself off*
You: *hugs me* She likes ME MORE. (( Staph. I don't like people touching me. Personar space. Personar space! ))
Stranger: what'2 wiith the accent?
You: (( I'm speaking rike Honda Kiku. )) *still hugging* (( Prease. Off. ))
Stranger: get off the fake japanee2e man
You: (( I'M A GIRL! QAQ )) You hurt her feelins!
Stranger: ii meant that kiiku wa2 a guy...not that 2he wa2....gog
You: (( Q-Q Okay. Seriously though ED. I can't breathe ))
Stranger: *pries off eridan*
You: NOOOOOOOOOO *cling* (( Oh God. ))
Stranger: *uses psychic power*
You: (( YAY! )) *pout*
You: (( Thanks Sol! *le smiles* )) Yeah thanks a lot *sarcasm*
Stranger: you're welcome *ignores ed*
You: (( *le hugs him for a brief second* )) You people......
Stranger: *pulls away and sighs* ed 2top beiing a pu22y
You: (( I still love you Eri, but I don't like close contact that much. It depends. )) Wwhatevver. Just put me dowwn......
Stranger: nah ii thiink you can hang around for a bitt
You: (( A flying fish! *laughs* )) THIS ISN'T FUNNY (( You're right! )) Don't you evven dare. (( IT'S HILARIOUS!~ ))
Stranger: *chuckles* 2he'2 riight
You: (( At ze moemnt I'm leaning more towards Sol )) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: *grins* ye2
You: (( It could change though *shrugs* )) HA! I STILL HAVVE A CHANCE!
Stranger: not very much of one flyiing retard
You: (( Still. Flying is awesome! )) For me it isn't!
Stranger: *drops facefirst on the ground*
You: GAK! *un-human sound* (( ARE YOU OKAY!? *rushes to his side* ))
Stranger: ye2 iit wa2n't far enough to hurt hiim that bad
You: (( You could've placed him down gently! * Does not like violence unless there really needs to be vilence* )) I'm o-okay...... *rubs his sore nose*
Stranger: *sighs* 2orry fii2hfuck
You: Wwhatevver...... (( *le stands* I never saw that coming........ ))
Stranger: *crosses arms* he'2 2tiill a total priick
You: (( Yeah. But, he's an adorable prick. )) I don't knoww if I should be offended.........
Stranger: ju2t deciide for your2elf dumba22
You: (( *takes out a random piece of paper and a pen and starts to draw* )) SHUT UP.
Stranger: ii would rather not
You: *glaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* (( *drawin like a boss* ))
Stranger: *not even caring*
You: (( If Francis was here he would say to stop releasing sexual tension....... )) Oh Sol.~
Stranger: what fuckface
Stranger: ((Yes, he would...and probably try to make zhem kiss~))
You: (( And I will stop it in the sake of EriFef )) You ship me and Fef? *off topic*
Stranger: (( hehe nice ship~)) ..
You: (( Thanks.~ And yes I ship you two! )) YAY!
Stranger: eh... ((cx))
You: (( AraSol is my sadstuck pairing.
Stranger: ...*face sinks down* ((yeah....))
You: (( *hugs Sol* There there..... ))
Stranger: iit'2 fiine...iit'2 better now...well a liitte...
You: (( If you need cheering up, I'll glady help! )) *Glares at Sol*
Stranger: no ii'm fiine...
You: (( Okay.... *releases him from the hug* I'm sorry for bringing it up........ )) .....
Stranger: iit wa2n't your fault....can we ju2t let iit go...?
You: (( Sure! And once again I am so sorry! )) Okay..........
Stranger: iit'2 all good...why are you 2o quiet royal priick?
You: I CAN BE WWHATVVER I WANT TO BE *hugs me again* (( DAMMIT! ))
You: (( I feel so akward. )) I AM NOT A WWUSS!
Stranger: are too (( *walks into the room silently*))
You: (( OH HI OTHER PERSON! I'm Cailyn! *tries to wave ,but can't* )) NO!
Stranger: (( Hello!! I'm Zoe~~ cx )) ye2
You: NO! ((Pwease help me *adorable face * ))
Stranger: (( um...*poke eridan's head* )) ye2
You: NO! *ignores* (( ............. Dying here.............. ))
Stranger: (( *sighs* AMPORA LET GO OF THE POOR GIRL!!! )) ....ye2222
You: *whipps his head towards you* WWHO ARE YOU AND NO I'M FUCKIN NOT SOL! (( *gasps for air* ))
Stranger: (( BITCH CALM YOUR TITS. I'm Zoe *smiles* )) ye2 you totally are
You: Sol shut up, I'm tryin to talk to a pretty lady. You needed something? (( *is like almsot dead* ))
Stranger: (( *facepalms* Thanks but i was just trying to say that you were crushing Cailyn....)) hey...you okay?
You: Oh, sorry *releases me* (( *gasps* QAQ I CAN BREATHE AGAIN! ))
Stranger: (( Woo! Breathing is good~ )) *sighs* ed you could have kiiled her you 2hiit
You: (( I offically like Sol more now. )) WWHAT!??!?!!?!!
Stranger: *laughs* AHAHAHAHA (( i actually normally kinda like eridan more...sorry sol xD)) what.
You: AHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE SOL! (( welp. Things worked out nicely then. ))
Stranger: (( Yeah i'd say so)) we're even though
You: True...... *hugs Zoe* Mine....... (( EVEN NUMBERS!
Stranger: yep. (( ...um...can you let go? >.< ))
You: No. (( *le walks over to Sol's side* Now you feel my pain ))
Stranger: (( Why not? You would still be my fav if you let go...)) *refrains from hug*
You: (( I'm not going to hug you if you don't want me too. )) Reely?
Stranger: (( Yes reelly X3 of course~ )) Eh what the heck *gives a quick hug*
You: (( *le small blush ,but quickly hugs back surprised * )) ( I have huggging reflexes XD I blame my sister ) *releases from hug*
Stranger: (XDD nice) ((*smiles* )) *pulls away, chuckles*
You: (( *regains composture* ................ )) *smiles back*
Stranger: ( i have to go...um can i have your skype or email or somefin?
) ((* giggles*)) *shrugs*
You: (kay! I have kik: Pyro_grl EMAIL: email@example.com INSTAGRAM: the_angel_and_devil )
Stranger: ( okkie~ bai~ )
You: ( HASTA LA PASTA