" ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ _____ _____ _____________________________!" Sollux was poking you and it was annoying! You wanted to punch him SO hard. You also wanted him to SHUT UP. "(nickname), watch KK and me play a video game. COME ON!" Sollux tugged on your arm ,but you wouldn't budge. You were too busy writing an awesome fanfiction that wasn't as awesome as the one you ( in real life ) are reading right now. (trolololol) "No." OH MY GOG-I MEAN GOD! Why are you so stubborn? The world may never know. " I didn't want to do thith ______-chan." " Don't call me that lisp boy." You heard Sollux tsk and chuckle. " Come on letths go."
You felt yourself rise off the bed. "SOLLUX YOU BASTARD!" Comense being carried out of your room by Sollux's pychic powers.
* TO THE LIVING ROOM AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
"You finally came fuckass! I thought that you chickened out!" " Ath if KK. Now letth play." With his powers Sollux dropped you on the couch. You are now sitting next to Nepeta. " Hi Nep." " AC: She looks at her pawsome friends and asks how is she doing on the purrfect day?" You sigh and slouch on the couch. " I'm being forced to watch Karkitty and Captain Lisp Boy play a video game." Receive angry shouts from the boys that you snicker at. " What are you two even going to play?" " Mario Kartth. I heard that it ith pretty cool." You watch Karkat turn on your wii and place the disc inside. If it wasn't for you teaching him how to work the machine it would be in the dump by now. ( refers to Karkat x Reader wii ) Karkat chose to be Bowser and Sollux chose to be Mario.
3. 2. 1. GOOOOOOOOOOO!
" We are here today to solve this video game crime." Terezi walked in front of you, Sollux, Karkat, and Nepeta. You guys were sitting on the now cramped couch. " I call the first witness...... NEPETA! To the stand!" " AC: She tilts her head in question. Ummmm....... Terezi? We don't have a stand........." Terezi face palmed. " Just tell us what you saw." " AC: She pawnders to remember what happened. Well I was purrty sure that Karkitty was winning, but when the race ended the screen said that Sollux had won." Terezi pointed her cane at you. It literally almost smacked your face. " ______ what do you have to say?" " Wel-" " WAIT!" Sollux rose from his seat. " MISTER CAPTOR SIT DOWN!" Sollux walked over to Nepeta. ( Which who was like a step away.) " Lieth." You sighed. " What makes you so innocent? I saw Karkat get to the finish like first." Sollux turned to you and removed his glasses. " Because ______-chan," you frowned when he said chan, " Would this face lie to you?" Sollux then pulled the sexiest face known to man ( and trolls ) , that is almost impossible to imagine. Nepeta almost fainted and Terezi was wondering what the fuck was going on since she is blind. You just sat there unamused. " DON'T YOU DARE LISTEN TO HIM FUCKASS!!!!!!"
You sighed and face palmed. Was Sollux really doing this? " Yes, this face would lie to me. Karkat won and somehow before you guys played the game you hacked into it. It's the only logical answer. That is all I have to say." Terezi banged her cane against the coffee table. " CASE CLOSED! Karkles win and Sollux is proven guilty!........ Well my job here is done! See ya!" Cue Terezi leaving the room. You got up and stretched. What a waste of time. Karkat was gloating and Nepeta was congratulating him. You still needed to finish your fanfiction. " Idiot. I thought that we were friendth." You walked past Sollux and said something that made him flush brightly. " W-WHAT!?!?!"
You said this: " Flushed for you too, Sollux."
" AC: She squeals at the sight. I SHIP THIS!"