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(( some smut I guess .......... I TRIED OKAY!!!! I never did France before.......))

I groan as I get up. I looked at my surrondings and was terrified.

" How the hell did I get here!?!?!?!"

I was on a king size bed in a room fit for a king. ( FRANCE! Where everything is fancy and no you are clothed so DO NOT GET ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!)

*The door opened* ( I SUCK AT ZE FRENCH ACCENT ZO I WILL TRY!!!!)

A man with shoulder length golden hair and blue eyes walked in.

" Ah mon cherrie, your awake!"

That and he had a French accent.

It then came to me.

Pirates invaded my home town........ He was a pirate! ( like seriously took you that long to realize that XDDDDDDDDD)

I went defensive and grabbed the object that was closet to me ......... Which was a pillow..........

" GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!"

I threw the ALMIGHTY WEAPON OF DEATH aka the fluffy pillow at him........ It hit his face.

He blinked at me and smiled.

"What?" I looked at him confused.

" I'm not going to hurt you." His smile got bigger and he started to laugh, " Honononononononononononononnononononon~"

I threw another pillow at him.

"STOP THAT! It's creepy........"

He only shrugged and walked to the very fancy like closet. He then took out a maid's outfit. The skirt was..... Very.......... VERY short...........

I was confused. Scared and confused. It then came t me and I grabbed the last pillow to defend me.

" I AM NOT WEARING THAT......... THAT THING!!!!!!!" ( smooth........ )

he laid the dress on the bed and took out some mary janes and knee high lace tights ( stockings , socks, ect. you get the point....) out to go with the dress.

" And for your information itz not a 'thing'. It'z a dress, but in your case it'z your new uniform!"

He smiled again.

" WHO SAID THAT I WAS GOING TO WORK FOR YOU!?!!?!?"
He began to walk to the door.

" Me , myself , and I! HONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONON~" ( BURN~)

He left and locked the door.

" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

* TIME SKIP OF AWESOME BROUGHT TO YOU BY AMERICA! HE IS THE HERO!*

I was cleaning up the shipin the very annoying dress.

I was dusting and stuff , until I saw Francis.

I growled and continue cleaning.

As I walked past him ,he smacked my ass. This was about the 100th time and it has been only a month since I started to work here.

I growled and whispered colorful curse words as ou was walking away and whistleing.

* MAPLE TIME SKIP !!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR.BUSY BROWS!!!!! WAIT I MEAN ENGLAND!!!*

The ship was under attack by Mr.Bu- I mean Arthur Kirkland.

I was hiding under the bed in my room. ( wow........ )

I heard the door open and closed . The click-clack of boots was heard and it made me even more terrified. I was pulled out from underneath the bed by my feet and pressed up against the wall.

" Well , well ,well.~ What do I have here.~"

I shivered as his warm breath touched my neck.

" LET ME GO BASTARD!!!" ( ROMANO STYLE!!!!)

" Such bad words for such a pretty mouth.~"

He began to rub my right thigh. ( MY STORY AND SO IGGY IS ALSO PERVY!)

He purred, " How about I take you away from this bloddy place? I'll surely treat you better.~"

" I THINK NOT!!!!"

I was able to get my right arm out of his grip and jabbed him hard on the stomach.

He backed up in pain as he clenched his stomach as I made a mad dash to the door. I quickly ran out of the door and ran inot the kitchen. I hid in one of the empty cupboards.

I heard someone enter the room.

" Where are you poppet?~ You've been a naughty girl.~"

' I BLAME THE DRESS!!!!! '

I huddled into a ball and literaly stopepd breathing.

He quickly opened the cupboared that I was in and grabbed my arm. He yanked me out and pinned me against the counter.

" Found you poppet.~"

" GO THE HELL AWAY!!!!!"

I began to struggle in his grasp , but no avil. He had an iron grip.

" You've been a naughty girl poppet.~ Time for your punishment.~"

He kissed me forcefully and shoved his tounge into my mouth.

" MYPPH!!!!!"

I bit his tonuge hard and kicked his stomach.

As he staggered back I coughed and and spit on to the floor to get his saliva and blood out of my mouth.

I saw him unsheath his sword. ( THE METAL ONE!!!!! )

" I was going to make your punishment as pleasureable as possible , but you have been a VERY BAD GIRL.~"


Before he was able to slice me in hald Francis bolted into the room and blocked the attack with his sword. ( metal..... )

" WE MEET AGAIN! BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE!!!!"

Arhtur smirked and began to duel with Francis.

I once again hid in the cupboards with a frying pan for protection. ( HUNGARY STYLE!!!)

* Timeskip of PAAAASSSSTTTTAAAAAA brought to you be Sweden ^_^*

The cupboard was opened and I whacked the person with the frying pan.

" AH LE PAIN!"

I crawled out of the cupboard to see Francis on the floor clutching his head.

" S-sorry...."

Wait I stuttered.... The hell.....

Francis sat upand smiled as he rubbed his now soar head.

"It'z okay ________. Just a little bruize."

" Is Arthur gone?"

He puffed out his chest and smirked.

" Hononononononon.~ OF COUSE! He waz nothing!"

*stare down of fate*

"F-fine! I gave him zome of ze treasure and he left..."

I laughed and he smiled dreamly at me. "What?"

He got up and pulled me up with him.

" At least I was able to keep ze best treasure on ze ship!"

I once again stared at him confused.

" what would that be?"

" You."

EXTENDED ENDING!!!!!!:

I was walking around the halls , cleaning as usual. I saw Francis and smiled. As I walked by him he smacked my ass ......... again........ I samcked him with the broom.

" Will you ever learn........"

"Hononononononon.~"
LANGUAGE AND SMUT AND CRACK AND FLUFF ALL ROLLED UP INTO A TACO OF AWESOME.

It's been a while since I posted.....

IGGY: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME A PEDO!!!!!

ME: MY STORY MY RULES!!!!!!

FRANCE: HONONONONONONONON~
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Hellscythe731 Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so funny
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BooooooYaaaaaaaaaaaaah!~ this is awesome! broke the fav button from clicking it repeatedly~ im sorry fav button but the story was just toooooo ammmmaaaazzziiinnggg!🎶(sorry if this comment annoyed you :iconhetalia-animegirl:
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Supernovatoon Feb 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
I wanna see what comes next, if ya' know what I mean :iconspinningtrollplz:
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:icongymleader97:
M- my throat hurts from the fan girling and the massive sound of me laughing my ass off. XD
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SyedSultana Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Omg this was so funny
I was laughing so hard
I loved it
(Guess who's getting a lama)
:D
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Hetalia-animegirl Sep 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

(Oh mem gee is it me? : DDDD)

Thank you uwu

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SyedSultana Sep 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
No prob
:D
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Amber0Productions Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i was reading this and i was like expecting something serious and all and then
literally my reaction "O.O" *dies*
a very funny fanfic, thumbs up from me XD
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Hetalia-animegirl Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yay!~
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Caty34576 Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me and my pillow/deathweaopon shall go to narnia bitches FUCK OFF >:D
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