" This is Tavbro. "
You looked at the bull cow thing dude in front of you. " Tavbro?" He smiled at you weakly and laughed a bit. " My... Ughhhh.... Real name is Tavros.... Tavbro is uggghh a nickname!"
Oh. My. Fucking. God. This cow bull dude was so fuckin adorable.
" KAWAIIIIIII!!!!!! " You glomped Tavros and he let out a gasp of shock. Nepeta and Gamzee were smiling brightly. They knew that you would love Tavros. He's like impossible to hate! " Must resist shipping urges. " Nepeta was twitching here and there and Gam went on about some drink called Faygo. " Ughhhhh..... Thank you?" " Kawaii means cute in Japanese. " " Japanese? " The three looked at you in confusion. " Japanese is one of the many languages that we have on my planet." You felt like a teacher. For once YOU have the POWER.
Meanwhile:
" Where the hell ith the." This was bullshit. Why is Nepeta so damn NOSEY!
" Hello Sollux. " You flinched. Where did that voice come from? As you looked up , you saw a familiar fairy. " Oh. Thup Kanaya. " As she flew to the ground with grace , she gave you a weird look. " Are you looking for someone?" " Yeah! How did you know? " Kanaya began to smooth out the wrinkles on her dress. " I saw some weird girl come by here with Gamzee and Nepeta." " REALLY! Which way did they go! " Gamzee was a part of this?! Perfect....... " I believe they went that way? They were talking about showing her Tavros." As she pointed to the direction you began to slither off. " THANKTH KANAYA!!!!" " Anytime. "
Back to you:
Tavros was now part of the welcome commitee. " So who am I meeing next?" " I think Feferi would be the most purrfect choice! But, then there's Eridan...... " Nep didn't sound to pleased while saying Eridan. " Is there something wrong with him? " " Naw. The dude's bitch tits wicked. " Tavros began to rub his right arm , " Wellll...... He's rather flirty...... And he's a ...... Ummmm..... " " Pevert? " " Yeah....." You looked at your feline friend. " Welp. Is there anyone else? " She perked up instantly. " YES! There's Aradia, Kanaya, Terezi, Karkitty, and Vriska!" Tavros then had a scared look on his face. " Maybe we should ugh avoid Vriska..... "
" NOT THO FATHT! "
DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cliff Hanger :3
I mean *cough* not BABIES! duh! why would i...uhhh (<.<)) ((>.>) (<.<)) (>.>)) *cough* well this is awkward.......
Proceed.
me: who said i cared if you shipped me and tav *glomping tav*