" WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE MYSTIC ADVENTURE CARNIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!" Your name is ______ ________ and you are visting the carnival. LIKE. A. BOSS. This wasn't just any ordinary carnival though. This canival had things that you had never even dreamed of! You gaped at all the rides and people. So many things and such little time! " What should I do first!" You began to walk around trying to find something that really catches your eye.
As you were walking a tiny car swivled by you. You jumped back in shock only to trip and fall on your bum. The tiny car parked and the window slid down. A regualr human sized arm comes out holding a piece of paper. You were confused as fuck. You heard a person grumble and another hand shot out grabing one of your hands. Now you were scarred as fuck. " WHA-" The person then shoved the paper in your hand. The tiny car then drove off leaving you in the dust. " What was that about......." Why was this paper so important. As you looked at it you were very interested.
THE SNAKE MAN!
PART HUMAN PART SNAKE!
HE ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE NAGA!
HE'S FROM A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!
Show time: 6:00 pm - 8:30 pm
VISIT IF YOU DARE!
You quickly retrived your Ipod from your bag and checked the time. 5:00. Dammit. You still had plenty of time to kill. You looked around until you saw something that made your mouth water. Churros. You quickly got up and searched for you wallet. IT'S CHURRO TIME!!!!!!!!!
After playing plenty of games and losing most of them it was 5:50. " OH SHIT!" The show began in TEN MINUTES! IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CARNIVAL TOO! SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE!?!? GET MOVING!!!!!! You began to run as if your life depended on it. You were NOT going to miss this show. As you ran like you had fire ants in your pants you bumped into many people. " SORRY! EXCUSE ME! GOD! OUT OF MY WAY!" You were starting to get annoyed. Everyone gave you rude looks even if you apologized. You then saw the tent after running into like the 20th person. " How rude!" " I SAID SORRY SO FUCK YOU!" As you finally reached the tent you placed your hands on your knees and panted. You looked at your Ipod. 6:00. Just on time. You looked up and saw no booth man or whatever. " What!?" You looked at the flyer once more. The show begins now! Why isn't there anyone here!? As you thought about leaving you head something inside the tent. Snoring?
Your gut told you enter ,but your mind said HELL NO WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE CHURROS. Your gut said , BUT I'M FULL QAQ. THIS IS A BAD IDEA. I'M NOT HUNGRY. Wait. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ARGUEING WITH YOURSELF?!?! You took a deep breath and entered the dark tent. There was barely any light in here!?! You kept on bumping and steping into things. " Dammit! These are my favorite combat boots!!!!" Your shin then bumped into one of the seats. " FUCK THIS!" As your eyesight was finally able to adjust you saw something move. " What?" Your gut and mind finally agree with eachother...... RUN AWAY! RUN LIKE ITALY! And you ran, but being the clutz you are you tripped on a churro. " GAH!" As you fell all the lights turned on blinding you at the moment. " Owwwwww," you moaned. As you looked up and blinked you came face to face with a dude with horns and red and blue eyes. " GACK!!!!!!!" You began to scoot yourself away from the person only to bump into a cage. As you looked at it you saw that the lock had claw marks. You eyes widened as you saw clothing inside the cage. A top hat and a fancy suit. OH SHIT HE ATE THE RING MASTER! You looked back at the naga terrified. " Who the hell are you?" " __-____!," you squeeked. He chuckled at you and slithered over.
You curled up into a ball wishing that this was all a dream. You felt something wrap around you and you screamed bloody murder. " HORRY SHEET!" _______. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK LIKE HONDA KIKU!!!!!! " You're weird...... I'll keep you then." " WHAT!" " You heard me alright." " I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU!" " It'th not like you have a choithe. Your my prithoner now." Oh shit today was not your day. He flicked his tonuge at you. It was split at the middle. This dude is the real deal. " I will give you two choitheth. One. You come with me. Two. I eat you. You choothe." DAMN IT! SATAN BLESS THIS MAN!
You were not going through with this! You released your hand from his grip and punched him in the face. His grip loosend and you ran for your life. As you were running far away from then tent you heard a voice call for you. " Oh _____? Where are you? Come out my little honey bee.~" THIS DUDE WAS CRAZY!!! After this shit you are moving to Mexico....... or Norway. As you reached the parking lot you began to search for your keys. " DAMNIT! Where are they?!" " Looking for thethe?" You flinched at the voice and heard him slither toward you. He lowered his head to your ear. The warm breath forced you to shiver. " I warned you." Black.