"KARKAT! KARKAT KARKAT KARKAAAATTTT!" The Troll boy flinched as he heard you yell for him. "WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Once you finally caught up to him, you placed your hands on your knees and panted. You looked everywhere for him.
Why is this meteor so goddamn big?! You raised a finger as you started to catch your breath. Karkat began to tap his foot, a sign that he is really losing his patience. "V-Vri-"
"WHAT DID VRISKA DO THI-MDOFYSOXJEI?!"
"LET. M-ME. FINISH!" You were covering his mouth with your right hand as your breath finally decided to return to you. You released his mouth and stood up tall once more. "Ahem. Vriska told John something and he told me and I want to test out the theory!"
"AND WHAT DID THE NOOKSTAIN TELL YOU?"
"Why are you always yelling? Anywho, I can't tell you."
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I need to SHOW YOU."
You quickly turned Karkat around and pinned his arms behind his back. You couldn't believe how easy that was. Karkat just got pinned by a girl. You couldn't help yourself. You started to laugh. "Well that was easier than expected. Haha!" Karkat flushed and began to struggle in your grip. "LET ME GO ASSHOLE!"
"Hush now Karkat. This'll only take a second." You placed your mouth over Karkat's left nubby horn, and he began to struggle some more. "WA-AIT! D-DON'T DO THTHTHAAAAATTTTTTTTT!"
As you began to lick his horn, Karkat yelped the girliest squeal ever. It sorta hurt your ears, but you had a task to finish!
After a few long licks and Karkat's endless twitching, you pulled back and gasped.
"They sorta do taste like candy corn!!!" You released Karkat from your grip and began to run off. "I NEED TO TELL ROSE!!!!"
Karkat just stood there confused, aroused, and flustered. His knees buckled as he fell to the floor and curled up into a ball. "W-what..."
"Sup best friend! Why are you up all on the floor like that?"
"I've just been vandalized...."
"Did ___ come by here by any motherfucking chance?" Gamzee began to rub his arm awkwardly. "Y-yeah. Why?" Karkat lied there on the floor motionless. "Well. Maybe..... I sorta motherfucking started all of this shit...."
Karkat shot up like a rocket at those words. "WHAT?!" Gamzee held up his arms in defense. "Woah! Let me get my self story out straight, bro. Ahem. So I was all up in eating this human food known as 'Candy Corn'," Gamzee used finger quotes at those words as Karkat stared at him unamused, "and it was so miraculously delicious! Then, I realized, how similar they look to Troll horns! Miracles my brother ,miracles!" Gamzee began to make a far off face as Karkat sighed in annoyance. "AND!"
"Oh yeah. Well Vriska was around and I was terrified. She started to talk to me and I felt like I was going to piss my motherfucking pants! I then told her my latest discovery and she ran off looking for John. John told ___. ___ came here and the moterfucking end!"
As Gamzee began to smile his usual dopey smile, Karkat began to fume and stomp off.
"Hey best friend? Where are you going?"
"Well since John refused to blackrom with me, I though about asking ___. AND THIS TIME. I won't take NO for a fucking answer!"
"Oh well then.... Happy pailing!"
*Extended Extended Ending*
You were walking down the halls as someone picked you up. "SWEET JESUS BABIES!" That person, ran to a room and tossed you onto his/her bed. Then the person pinned you down and glared. That glare could've burned a hole through you. "You. Me. Hate sex. Now."
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