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Kankri x Reader BACK OFF" Come on doll face! Vwhy not? " She sighed and rolled her eyes at the highblood, " BECAUSE OH GREAT STUPID ONE! I don't want too."

I was spying on them from behind the bushes. I glared at Cronus. How dare he! We all know that I called dibs on the adroable human girl. The sight of him FLIRTING with her! Gog! it's 100% triggering! But then again........ Why would _______ want to go on a date with me...... I'm just an annoying troll who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut!

" I'll take you to your fawvorite resturant! " " No. " " Mowvie? " " No. " " Arcade? " " Go away. " " Not until you go on a date vwith me doll face. " He wrapped a arm

Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KankriYou pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.

“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.

You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.

“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at

Video Games ~ Sollux x Reader

"Y'know, (Name), waving the controller around ithn't going to help." Sollux smirked, obviously enjoying watching you become frustrated with the game.

"Shut up, lispy!" You shouted, frantically trying to avoid being killed.

"God, you are tho bad at thith!" He laughed.

"Do you like life? I'll kill you, Captor."

He snickered at your threat.

"GOD DAMMIT! I DIED! FUCK THIS GAME!" You grouch, dumping the controller to the floor and stomping off.

About five minutes later, there came a knock on your bedroom door.

"Go away, Sollux." You mumbled into your pillow.

"God, (Name), I wath going to athk if you wanted me to help you learn how to pla

A chance at a Bucket? ~SolluxxReader~

Sollux was sitting at his computer, hands folded below his chin, glaring at his computer screen. He could hear the shower water running- you were in there. You were staying at his hive, as yours had been destroyed by a strife between you and your lusus. It wasn't too much of a problem- you WERE matesprits after all….well, it was more like a kind of scarlet relationship, instead of a normal red, you were both slightly darker. Anyways…..

There was a message screen up on his screen from two weeks ago on Trollian. He himself had been frustrated at the time, and his friend, Karkat, had made it all the worse. He read it over, remembering all the

A crash downstairs -SignlessxReader-

A large crash from downstairs.

You heard a loud crash from downstairs and a groan and jumped up- it sounded like someone had tripped, or gotten tripped, and fallen. Possibly breaking something, which was just what you needed-another mess.

You shoved yourself off your bed, going out into the hallways and saw Kankri peeking out of his room.

“Is everything alright, or do we need the trigger-inducing strobelights of an ambulance?” he asked and you shook your head.

“Calm down, Kankri. I’ve got this-just go back to writing your report or whatever” you waved him off and he shrugged, closing the door to his room agai

Yelling from a few rooms away~KankrixReader

~Was it yelling from a few rooms away? ~

Yes, yes it was.

You heard some yelling and decided to go check it out. You armed yourself with a baseball bat and padded your way down the hall. Oh Gog damn it.

That was Kankri’s room. And it sounded like Kankri.

You burst into the room, bat at the ready to find Kanrki trying to get out of an overlarge sweater, but unable as he kept tripping on the sleeves. He was yelling something, but to your ears it sounded like ‘blah blah blah triggers blah blah sweater blah blah ______’. Yeah, you were in for the lecture of your life when he got out of there.

So, you had two choices- you co

15 Minutes in Heaven- KankrixReader“Alright, gather round. It’s time to have some actual fucking fun at this party.” Dave said, considering it was his party after all, everyone did as instructed.
“WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING THIS TIME FUCKASS? LAST YEAR I ENDED UP WEARING DONKEY EARS WHILE YOU GOT EVERYONE ELSE TO STAB ME IN THE ASS BLINDFOLDED!” Karkat yelled, angrier than usual.
“We’re going to play seven minutes in fucking heaven. Only I’m extending it to fifteen, because the last time I played, I caught with my pants down, if you know what I mean.” Dave said, and everyone flinched, and groaned, not really needing that inform

Just Keep Talking (Kankri X Reader)Just Keep Talking
That’s all he ever does, talk and talk and talk. You always had to listen to his rants, and it was annoying to no end. He would start talking about one thing but then stray in his lecture about triggers and all that other stuff that annoyed him. You just asked him a simple question, you’ve been listening so long you can’t even remember what the question was. You’ve been listening to him long enough, you start zoning out. Unfortunately Kankri could tell by now that you weren’t paying attention.
“Hey are y9u even listening t9 me?” He asked clearly irritated. Great he could tell, now you’d have to listen to another lecture on that.
“No, I can’t focus with your untracked train of speech.” You said starting to fall asleep.
Sure you liked hearing what he had to say but if he didn’t have a point you could care less. As your eyes started closing you could see a red sw

What do? Sollux X Reader X Karkat [Drabble]

Two young trolls stand in the dark laboratory. One looking pretty well at ease and the other rather agitated and well… "pissed off".

"SOLLUX, CAN WE HURRY UP AND GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?" Karkat, the shorter troll beckoned at the other. The one known as Sollux, shifted his bi coloured glasses up the rim of his nose.

"Oh 2hut up, kk. _____ doe2n't know we're iin her ba2ement u2ing her lab." he hissed through his fangs. Karkat growled deeply before sitting cross-legged on the engraved platform. He didn't know why he even agreed to this, it all seemed dumb and unnecessary, but in a way he was bored out of his mind. So why the hell not?

"Al

SBitC: Kankri x ReaderKankri x Reader
"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
You both stood there awkwardly until you smiled, the perfect idea having popped into your head.
"Hey, Kankri?" you as

Miracle Hinacle {SOLLUX CAPTOR}

[A/N]: OMG THE DESU.
Listen to Miracle Hinacle while reading this.
Link to English Lyrics and English Sun in the description!

Solluc Captor
Miracle Hinacle

Your name is... you don't remember... and you have a unique ability.

Using other's misery, you can turn it into good fortune. While you occasionally use it for yourself, you prefer to use it to help them.

Your legend is known as 'the miracle girl.'

Due to your ability, you've mastered the ability to control both time and space and bend them into positive outcomes. And because of that, you can bend the space around you to 'fly' or 'float.' You also bend time to 'disappear' from your 'v

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 6Over the past few days, you've been helping Karkat learn about Earth. He's been catching on quite quickly actually. You've also been helping him find a way back to his own wold. It wasn't exactly working out so well, but the least you could do was try. Pretty soon, he agreed to go back to your school as an exchange student once again.
"What do you think will happen after I put the bitch in her place?" he asked you. You shrug and reply, "I don't know. No one's ever one that to Taylor before. We'll just have to find out."

As you approach the school, all the students stop what thy were doing and look towards Karkat. The all moved out of you and

Kankri X Reader ~ Tutor, Please? (Trigger Warning)There you were, once again listening for the lectures of the ranting boy.
"Despite... Actually..." You could only catch fragments of his sentences. You stepped forward, attempting to maneuver your way through the people, but were thrown back. You landed on your butt.
"Ow..." Soon the warning bell rung, causing the people around you to disperse and more or less trample you.
After long enough, you were able to stand up without being pushed back down. You carefully lifted your things and looked at your watch.
I'll be late!
You were planning on rushing

March!Sollux x ReaderYou ran for your life. " GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" " WWHY WWON'T YOU LOVVE ME!!!!!" For some strange reason , Eridan was dressed like a girl. A FUCKIN GIRL. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!?

After running for some time, you finally lost the seadweller. You leaned against a tree and gasped for breath. " Thanks...... God...... " " ______________________!!!!! WWHERE ARE YOU!" "Dammit," you cursed under your breath. You began to run again. You need to hide and fast! But, where too? " Sollux's hive-house-thing! "

Most people would've thought that you were crazy for trusting the hacker troll. He t

Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KarkatYou pulled out your hand to see you were holding a movie case. You examined it; The Notebook. Oh, it was so obviously, it was painful.

“Karkat, get on up here!” Dave called, taking the movie away from you. “Get all up in this closet right now.” You watched as Karkat angrily stomped through the crowd, his arms crossed. He was looking at the floor, so you couldn’t really see his face.

“Let’s get this stupid fucking thing over with…” Karkat muttered as he entered the closet. You weren’t sure if you wanted to go inside or not, but before you could even move, Dave shoved you inside and

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Kankri x reader: WTF DID I WRITE

by ~Hetalia-animegirl, Jan 14, 2013, 4:23:05 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Children and Teen / Short Stories

In this story you are a human or troll whatever I don't care!

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You and your partner in crime , Mituna, were being lectured by Kankri..... AGAIN! All because you guys wanted to make pizza. And since you both suck at cooking , you made the oven explode. The kitchen is now covered in sauce and cheese along with you and Mituna.

" Do you know how triggering this is? Someone can walk in and see what a horrid mess you made! You do NOT want to trigger people! It's triggering! Now blagh blagh blagh blaghblllaaaggghhhhh!!!!!!!!"

You were currently tuning out the red blooded non stop talking troll. Mituna however was having trouble tuning him out!

" THHUT UP DCYSGGJSFDUJSFGUHJXVSHGDJVCSFHMXVMSCGXDJHSVCXFHSGNDVFYIKJ!"

You watched Mituna spaze out. This wasn't new. He did this like five times a day. Kankri was now going on about how Mituna was triggering people with his screaming and failing.

" THAT'TH IT!!!!!!!!!!!" Mituna smashed your head and Kankri's head together. This caused you two to kiss.

" Yeth...... Thilence... I did it! IT'TH OVER NOW! OH THANK GOG! " Mituna released your heads and fell to the floor crying.

Still kissing you and Kankri blushed your respective blood color(s). You were going to pull away ,but Kankri kept you close. You blushed even darker ,but since you have a motherfucking crush on him kiss him fucking back cause I fucking said so. End of the fucking story!

extended ending:

Mituna left a long time ago and you and Kankri were still making out. You were placed on the kitchen counter as he began to kiss and nibble your neck looking for your soft spot. Once he found it and began abusing it you began to rub the base of his horns. Kankri began to purr. So fucking cute you barfed kawaii rainbows in your mind awesomely. Before things could get even steamer , Karkat entered the room.

" WHAT ARE YOU..... OH MY FUCKING GOG MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!" Karkat flees the room as his eyes caught fire from the scene.

" Ummmmmmm........"

Kankri placed you back on your feet and kissed your forehead.

" My room. 7:00 pm. Don't be late. Now if will excuse me I need to lector a certain troll."

As the little fucker walked off you blushed so hard that Terezi can taste it miles away.