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*Is sleeping*
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

*DA PHONE RINGS*

"Ugh.... It's soooo early WHY?"

*Picka up da phone*

" Who is it" *yawns*

" Hello _______."

" WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SO EARLY RUSSIA? WHY!?"

" I have important buiseness to attend to with my boss. I was wondering if you can cover for me at today's World Meeting da?"

I looked at my alarm clock , it was 6:30 am. " Fine..... Just DO NOT call me before 8:00 am ever again!"

"Da! Thanks _______-chan!"

I hungup and got out of bed reluctantly.

                 * TIMESKIP TO DA WORLD MEETING!!!!!!*

I opened the door. " Hey everyone sorry that I'm lat-"

I stared at everyone in the room. " Am I in the wrong room?......"

A blonde girl with a French accent then screamed, " IT'S THE BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE'S FAULT !!!! THATS WHY WE ARE ALL LIKE ZIS!!!!!"

Every dude in the room was now a girl and every girl was now a dude ( GENDER BENT).

I turned to Iggy and glared. " What. Did. You. Do?"

He/she gulped. " I w-was just practicing my magic when it got a bit screwy......"

Everyone in the room turned to Arthur. " A BIT!?!?!?!?!"

Arthur shrunk a bit. " Okay so the mistake is huge. I'm sorry.........."

I rubbed my temples. " Whatever Iggy...... Oh and guys Russia isn't coming in today. He has important things to attend to....."

The first one to react was China. " OH THANK GOD! If that Russian-ass saw me like this I would've died!" He/she shivered.

Everyone began to argue with eachother like always.

" EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Everyone stoped and stared at me. " Save the arguing for later! Right now we have to try to fix all of this."

They all sweatdropped.

"__________ is right non?"

"Even though I don't want to agree with Frog-Face he's.... I ment she's...... You get my point ...... is right."

" Hononononononononononononononononononononon~"

" QUIT IT FRANCY-PANTS!!!!"

Then their off ........again........

Everyone sweatdropped again.

" Can we get back to the issue please?"

They ignored me.

" ENGLAND AND FRANCE SHUT UP!!!!!!"

They were in the middle of chocking eachother when they stopped.

" Sorry love, we got carried away again...."

" So sorry ma cherie ......"

I rubbed my temples again. " It's okay...... I guess......"

" Can we fix the problem that we are in the middle in dudes? This thong is giving me a wedgie!"

" AIYAH! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO DISCRIPTIVE AMERICA ARU!!!!!"

I slammed my hands onto the table hard before Americ acould reply to China. " Don't. You. Even. Dare."I glared at America as he/she shrunk into the background.

" Germany? ve~ What's a thong?"

" I'll......... I'll tell you later Italy.........."

                      * AFTER LOTS OF SCREAMING , YELLING , PEOPLE THROWING , AND GREECE SLEEPING LATER!!!!*

" Finally problem solved!" I had a few bruises on my face, arms , and the rest of my body , but I was fine and smiling.

" YAY I'M BACK TO NORMAL WHOOP!!!!!! AND I'M NO LONGER GETTING A WEDGIE!!!!!"

Everybody sweatdropped. " Americans..........."

                                  * IN RUSSIA*

I knocked on the door and Russia answered.

" Hello _________. How was the meeting?"

I poked his chest. " Never. Again."

He sweatdropped and smiled. " Did something happen?"

" What do you think?"

                                                                         ~END VE~
ANOTHER REQUEST DONE YAY!!!!!!!!!!! I tried to make it a crack , but I think I failed........
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:iconshigurefan101:
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! And the whole poking Russia's chest saying 'never again' totally reminds me of me and MY Russian friend! Except 'Never again' would mean 'never again will I share my Nutella with you.'
lol THIS WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY I LOVE IT
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:iconimmortalvantasy:
ImmortalVantasy Mar 13, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
I DIED. at the Italy a part. And I bed Germany showed him excited excited excited excited excited  srry I ship it...So much its an issue C:
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:iconbribri1230:
bribri1230 Jan 15, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
...wahts a thong -J-
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:iconhetalia-animegirl:
Hetalia-animegirl Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's called Google. Use it.
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:iconbribri1230:
bribri1230 Jan 16, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
k :p dont gotta be rude
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:iconhetalia-animegirl:
Hetalia-animegirl Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's in my nature. uwu How old are you though. .-.
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:iconbribri1230:
bribri1230 Jan 16, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
18 i just dont pay much attetion to that stuff i dnt wear thongs im goth so i wear black skinnies alot :P
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:iconfemdenmark92:
Russia owes me vodka!! XD
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:iconepichalogirl:
Epichalogirl Dec 14, 2013  Student Artist
LOL AMERICA. 
"This thong is giving me a wedgie. "
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:iconkitkatattack123:
kitkatattack123 Sep 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Prussia would probably be checking himself out while saying 'I am still as awesome as before'
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