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" Ummmmm............ I choose the .................. The red door?" " OKAY! OPEN ZE RED DOOR!" The door opens and all you see is black.
" So it's my turn? Ok lets get this over with."
You'd reconize that voice anywhere. You sighed somewhat annoyed.
It was the one.
The only.
Mr.'Cool Kid'.
Dave Strider.
He walks out and sees you. " Sup ______." This will be interesting. " OK! Good luck on your date! NOW GO GO GO!" I pushed the two of you to the emergancy exit and then walk back to the crowd. " We don't have to do anything if you don't want to, ya know...... We could just say that we did something." " Nah. It's cool, now lets go." Dave led you to his motorcycle. Wow. He hoped on and patted the space behind him. You got on the machine carefully feeling nervous. " Hold on. It'll be uncool if you hurt yourself." Unwilligly you held on to his waist. " SO what are we doing?" " We're going to my house to play videogames." " Wha-" "Nope." And off you went.
* SMUPPETS ATTACK THE SCREEN RAWR*
" we're here." You sighed in relief and got off the motorcycle. Sweet sweet ground! " Well you comin?" " Yeah....." Comnese walking to Dave's apartment. Dave was about to open the door until he turned to you. " Do NOT make a sound." " O......Kay?" Dave then unlocked the door and quickly escorted you inside. What were you two hiding from? All of a sudden a man with pointy otaku glasses walks into the room. "............" He began making beat boxing noises? " She's a friend." WAIT. HE UNDERSTOOD THAT! The older man then gave Dave a weird looking puppet. " Give her a smuppet. Bitches love smuppets." He then walked away. " Here." Dave handed you the smuppet and then led you to his room. " Lets play some videogames."
* NINJA TIME SKIP! NIN NIN -whispery voice- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
" UGGGHHHH! YOU KEEP ON WINNING!" " Not my fault that you suck at this." " YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO PLAY!" " A real gamer would catch on." You looked at the smuppet in your lap. " What's the point of this thing?" " If Bro gives you a smuppet he approves of you." " Okay.........." You two began to play again and once again you lost. " OH COME ON!" Dave laughed and you glared. " Okay I'll tell you how to play on one condiotion." " WHAT! TELL ME!" " The winner gets whatever he wants." You were now pissed. " 'He'. " " Yeah because I'm going to win." " AS IF!"
*time skip*
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" " I win." " FINE! What do you want?" " You're my girlfriend now." " WHAT N-" " Nope." Dave then picked you up bribal style and dropped you on his bed. He then layed down and hugged you. " LET GO OF ME!" " No." " WHY NOT!" " I'm sleeping." " NO YOU"RE NOT!" " I'm sleep talking." " Dave Strider. RELEASE ME AT ONCE!" " No." " WHYYYYYY!" " Because I can get whatever I want and I want you to be my girlfriend." " RELE-" " Rose told me." " ............." " Sleep." " Fine......" " You're my girlfriend now." " Yeah yeah...... Whatever." " Love ya." " Love you too......"
bitches love smuppets
especially me :3333
"NO YOU'RE NOT!"
"I'm sleeptalking."
Dave, you silly idiot xD