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"DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ASS!?"

You glared at the blonde French man. He just touched ..... More like smacked your ass........ Again. "It's rather hard to keep away. Hononononononon.~" You glared at him harshly. As if your stare would blast him to the sun. "Don't touch me." Alfred ran to you and began to wave his arms frantically. "GUYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS LISTEN TO MY AWESOME HERO PLANNNNN!!!!!!!"

You crossed you arms and huffed. "I'm not listening until I get my seat moved." Alfred groaned, "FINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE MS.WHINEY PANTS! You can sit next to Artie."

"WHAT!? NO!!! THAT'S EVEN WO-"

"NOPE HAHAHAHAHA!" Alfred heaved you onto his shoulder and carried your chair as well. As Alfred laughed his 'hero' laugh and you began screaming the rest of the Allies began to sweat drop.

"You Western countries are so immature aru."

" _____ can sit next to me, da~?"
" NEIN!"

"I don't see what the big deal is."

You glared at the British man as Alfred set you down next to him.

You see..... Your country doesn't really get along with Horrible Britian. You began to mumble things of the lines of 'British Bastard'. "That isn't very lady like Miss ______."

"PUT A SOCK IN IT OLD MAN!" The both of you began to argue. You're always fighting with someone during these meetings. It's hard not too. During the last meeting you and Yao argued about who's food was better. Alfred claimed that his was better and yeah, he ended up getting a black eye. Francis touched your ass during the meeting before that, Ivan, during a meeting, told you to join ' Mother Russia'. You couldn't speak for a week, and for Alfred...... He's Alfred.

You and Arthur were neck and neck.

"TOMBOY!"

"OLD MAN!"

"UNCIVILIZED IDIOT!"

"AT LEAST I CAN COOK!"

"MY SCONES ARE FINE!"

"TRY TELLING THAT TO MY CAT!"

Arthur fed your cat one of his scones once. It wasn't pretty... She had food poisoning for three weeks.

France banged his hands on the table as he sat up. "EXCUSE ME!? If you please stop releasing sexual tension, can we please continue zis meeting!?" You were beyond furious, "WE ARE NOT RELEASING SEXUAL TENSION!" The both of you then released eachother and then sat back down on your seats.

"OKAY NOW! SINCE THIS MEETING IS TOTALLY POINTLESS! I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD PLAY A GAME!" Everyone stared at Alfred. "Ughhhhh," you looked at him confused, "What kind of game?"

"TRUTH OR DARE!"

"Really aru?" Everyone looked unimpressed. "It's either that or we teach Artie how to cook."

"MY SCONES A-"

"MY CCCCAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!" You hissed at Arthur. "OK LETS PLAY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

Russia was dared to sing 'My Little Bumblebee'.

China admitted that he kept a shrine for Hello Kitty in his basement.

France admitted ( sadly ) that he had slept with...... Yeah..... Best to keep that a secret. He also began to tell stories of who was better too. Once again you are scarred for life. You had no idea that people could bend like that. China was coverig his ears, Russia just sat there, Alfred had a nosebleed, Arthur was full blown red, and you faced desked yourself. Note to self: Don't ever go drinking with these people.

You admitted that you did have a crush on someone. You wouldn't tell who though.

Alfred was dared to make out with one of the maids.

Now it's Artie's turn!

"ARTHUR DUDE! TRUTH OR DARE!" Arthur sighed and rubbed his temples. "I choose dare...." Alfred fist pumped in victory. "IDAREYOUTOBESEXUALTOYOURCRUSH!" How he said that in one breath will forever be unknown. However it was time to leave.

"We got nowhere in this meeting, aru."

"It was rather fun this time ,da?"

"Honononon.~"

"I MADE THIS WAAYYYYY MORE FUN! HAHAHAHAHA!"

You were collecting your paers as Arthur stared at you. As you noticed him you rolled your eyes. As you began to walk out of the room he got up from his chair. "_____....." You turned around, only to be pushed into a wall.

"ARTHUR! THE FUCK ARE YOU MPHFDGTTHFJDSZYRJM!!!" THE BASTARD IS KISSING YOU! THIS WAS YOUR FIRST KISS TOO! AW HELL NAW!

You tried to push him away, but he kept you pinned. As he sperated for air you glared at him. "WHAT WAS T-"

"I'm just fulfilling Alfred's dare."

"You're doing what now." He sighed and stared at you with his emerald green eyes. "I have to admit that I'm somewh-"

"Somewhat."

"Fine REALLY," he gave you an eye roll, "attracted to your attitude."

"Okay that's nice now let go of me."

"Okay ,but I need to do one last thing."

"WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?"

"Did you know that Big Ben is bigger than Florida?" Comense blushing since you know what he's talking about. "It's time to become a British colony love.~"

OUTSIDE:

"Dude I TOLD YOU!"

"SHHHHHHHH! Stupid American!" The American and French spied on you two through the window. "Stupid westerner countries..... aru....."

"Kolkolkolkol." Oh. They were also spying on you too.
COMMISSION DONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I own nothin but yo soul.
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:iconjustaninternetgirl:
Omfg i was laughing the whole time while reading this XD👌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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:iconcanadianpolarbears:
CanadianPolarBears Mar 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
fmikurunplz fantastic
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:iconhetalia-animegirl:
Hetalia-animegirl Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks Miku.
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:iconnyanmeowth:
nyanmeowth Mar 23, 2014  Student Artist
Nopenopenope XD wait, im considered america in my group!! HEEEY DUDE NOT COOL
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:iconnoiredelacroix:
MY POOR KITTY CAT!!! ;-;
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:iconbadassgermanchick:
badassgermanchick Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sorry , my soul already belongs to my friend tina . Looong story , BUT TIS WAS GREAT .AND I WILL GLADY BECOME A BRITISH COLONY ~
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:iconayla-secura:
AYLA-SECURA Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I WAS LITERALLY JUST IN ENGLAND TAKING PICS OF BIG BEN.....iloveyouformakingthis OMG
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:iconcutestevil:
CutestEvil Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i would've thought America would've been like :oh hell noooo!" when England said Big Ben was bigger than florida o.0
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:iconelephantgirl202:
me: *runs outside away from Artie* NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Alfred: Looks like someone is gonna have a total break down.
me: Dude! Shut it!
Alfred: Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know you like Mattie.
me: WHAT?! F*ck naw!
Alfred: Yeah right!
me: O-Okay... maybe a l-little...
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:iconkoyfish13:
koyfish13 Feb 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahha lol C.N TOWER! Just want to put that out there...
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