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Weak spots- EnglandxReaderToday was turning out to very boring for Arthur. Even with his usually entertaining girlfriend ___________ over, this day was turning out to be boring.

Of course, perhaps if said girlfriend was paying more attention to him rather than… whatever the hell she was looking at on her laptop, that might help things a little bit.

"Remind me why I invited you over again?" He asked, annoyed.

"You tell me." Was your oh-so-concerned reply.

An anime vein popped on Arthur's head and he growled. "Gee, I don't know. Maybe I just wanted to spend time with my girlfriend. You know, without her laptop?"

You groaned and rolled your eyes, which didn't leave

The First Kiss (EnglandxReader)

You couldn’t believe this was happening to you. Your boyfriend Arthur was coming over and you were going to be home alone with him for three hours. Oh lord, your heart was pounding and you were so nervous at the thought of it. Arthur was your first boyfriend and you have your best friend to thank for introducing the two of you. It took a while for you to get out of your shell, but one thing lead to another and here you are, four months later. He was the epitome of a true gentleman—never trying to rush you into things and doing chivalrous acts like it isn’t dead—he’s just the kind of guy you need.

You were in the

Filth (England x Reader)Somehow, and although this young beggar never quite understood why, she managed to still recall the day they met all those months ago. Mercy was, after all, rather a difficult thing to forget and lose mind of, nor was it something she wanted to pretend never existed in the first place.
There was little to be said of mercy in the grey, heartless world she called her home. There were not many possible words to accurately describe what horrors were witnessed, and what cruelty was so often delivered to her and those alike unfortunates who had no choice in the matter of the ways they would live, and the ways they would die.
It was a droning, painful existence.
He, on the other hand, always flawlessly looked the part of the clearly wealthy gentleman, his clothing fine and his face shaved clean. For the reasoning of his appearance alone (or so it seemed, at least in those short few months) she always chose to wait for him at the more often than not repulsive, clus

Sexual Tension: England x ReaderWARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”

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“Ignorant fool!”

“Prissy aristocrat!”

“Filthy bitch!”

“Black sheep!”

“Anime freak!”

“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”

“At least I’m civilized, arse!”

“Well, your language begs to differ!”

“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.

But both of you turned to him in a rage and

England x Reader - The Pirate Act

"Jeez, Britain! How come you're so lame nowadays, dude?"

'Lame? I was the person who raised you, you bloody git! Show some respect!'

"Ohonhonhon~ I agree with America, ma chérie! You're quite a softie now, non?"

'Why you bloody frog!'

Comments like these filled the meeting room, where the World Conference was supposed to be held; but of course, a meeting with the various countries practically spelled out 'trouble.' In every meeting, at least some sort of chaos ensued.

Today's topic? England's apparent 'weakness' and 'lameness.'

If it weren't for him being a gentleman, he would've immediately belted out every snappy

EnglandxReader .:Sleepless:.“Arthur...?” you said as you opened the door to his room with a slow and loud creak.

You could hear loud thunder noises

“A-Arthur” you said, the light from the lightning flashed light through the window.

He could see your watering eyes.

“What is it,love?” he asked in his usual North London accent, which always seemed to calm your nerves.

The thunder crackled and on cue you whimpered,

“Love, are you scared of the thunder?” Arthur asked half asleep; sitting on his queen sized bed.

“No..it not that.” You said staring in to the dark room, the moonlight that shone through the windo

Make me laugh ::EnglandxReader::“Uuuugh man this bites…” America slumped onto the couch

“MAPLE!”

He quickly jumped off landing on his bum

“Haha! Sorry about that Canada!”

“Eh, it’s okay…” He whispered quietly.

America took the seat next to the Canadian with the same expression plastered on his face since he came in;

Guilty and frustrated.

“Eh…what’s wrong America?” Canada asked the depressed American.

“Uh, well, England seems to be down again today and won’t watch any horror movies with me!” He crosses his arms making fishy lips

“Eh, what do you mean

EnglandxReader: Perfect Eyes

“A-Alfred I need your help,” you said quietly. Alfred and you had been friends for a few years and over that time you had met many of his friends. Most of you got along, but one was different. Arthur Kirkland. He probably had the world’s biggest eyebrows.
However you seemed to get a crush on him.
“What is it _____________?”
“Y-you see I have this crush on someone and I don’t know how to tell him.”
Alfred smiled, “Dude, no need to explain. I knew it would happen sooner or later!”
“Really?” you asked surprised that the usually thick American would have figured out your crus

Remembrance: EnglandXReader

You could say I had an obsession with English things — scones, tea, people from England (complete with accents), and speaking in a British accent myself, knowing full well that England and Britain were almost the same place.

There was this one guy who I guess you could say I had the "hots" for. He tended to cuss like a sailor — being from Britain, it must be a requirement to use every offensive saying in one breath. He also wore interesting outfits, most of them being between punk-rocker and Goth. He had a nose ring, snake bites, three studs in each ear, and eyebrow piercings, one for each brow. (I'd learn later he also had a tongu

Tea and Video Games (England X Reader)

"Thanks for inviting me Iggybrows." You said as you walked inside of your best friend England's house. He had called you earlier to invite you for tea and scones.
God you hoped that he hadn't made those scones,last time you tried his cooking you had to get your stomach pumped. England was your best friend but you had to admit that he was a horrible cook, not that you would ever tell him that of course. You would be the last person on Earth to hurt his feelings.
"You're quite welcome." England said as he closed the door behind you. You heard a high pitched screeching noise, you assumed that it was the kettle. "Oh that's the kettle, I will be

Marry Me (Prussia x Reader)

“Kesesesesese~ this is just awesome, West!”
Germany looked up from the book he was reading and glared at Prussia.
“Are you talking about yourself again?” Germany asked irratation clear in his voice. Prussia let out another cackle.
“No Luddy. I’m talking about my wedding proposal to [Name]!” Germany’s eye twitched at the mention of his nickname, but grew insterested. Prussia wasn’t really commited to anything so this should be fun to watch.
“And how are you going to propose to her?”
A smirk slowly formed on Prussia’s face.
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“Hey Gil! What brings you here?&rdqu

I'm NOT Fat! [England x Pregnant!Reader] I'm NOT Fat!
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Anyone in their right state of mind would notice that Arthur was distracted. They were arguing as always, yet the Brit wasn't saying a word. He wasn't yelling at Alfred for his idiotic ideas, he wasn't succumbing to the need to strangle the French man next to him, and his attention wasn't even drawn to Ludwig when he took control of the meeting. Another average World Summit meeting, but without Arthur prolonging activities, they actually accomplished a few things.

"England!" America yelled at the top of his booming voice.

The country spoken to looke

RussiaxReader: His Sunflower

He smiled as the warm sun looked down on the two of you. The two of you were wearing loose light clothes. You a white sundress and him tan shorts and a loose white dress shirt. His arms around you made you feel safe, but also made you blush. The close proximity between the two of you made your shy self-get tongue tied.
“Ivan…” you said quietly. Too quietly to be heard so you said again, but this time a bit louder, “Ivan…”
“Da?”
You snuggled closer to him, “Why do you like me.”
Ivan chuckled, “Oh ___________. I don’t like you at all. I love you.”
You blushed harde

Unexpected Surprises England X Reader

"I don't see why you don't just tell him, it's not really that big a deal you know. Well, it is, but you know what I mean." Sealand sat on your couch, eating a Popsicle, swinging his legs to and fro. "England might be a giant jerk, but I'm sure he'll do what's right. And besides, he really loves you." He hopped down from the couch and took your hand in his. "He wouldn't have put a ring on it if he didn't" Sealand winked.

"I know Sea, this is just kind of a big deal. I'm nervous is all. I've never had to do something like this before." You paced around the room, trying to think of the words to say.

"If you keep pacing like that you

EnglandxReader Protect You No Matter What

Protect You No Matter What

It was just a normal day in school. Everybody is happy around their friends. Talking and laughing having a good time. But for you. You are different from them. You are just a trash that everyone would make fun of. Even if you stood up for yourself, you would get boo's and other crap people gives you. School is just a living hell for you. You have no friends or lovers to help you and be there for you. You have no one. You just hated everything in school. It's just a living hell there. You would rather stay in home and hide from them. Home is home. Home is where you could be happy. You get to spend time

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by ~Hetalia-animegirl, Feb 13, 2013, 1:21:18 PM
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" DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ASS! "

You glared at the blonde French man. He just touched ..... More like smacked your ass........ Again. " It's rather hard to keep away hononononononon.~ " You glared at him. THAT WAS NO EXCUSE! " Don't touch me. " Alfred ran to you and began to wave his arms frantically. " GUYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS LISTEN TO MY AWESOME HERO PLANNNNN!!!!!!!"

You crossed you arms and huffed. " I'm not listening until I get my seat moved." Alfred groaned, " FINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE MS.WHINEY PANTS! You can sit next to Artie. " " WHAT!? NO!!! THAT'S EVEN WO-" " NOPE HAHAHAHAHA!" Alfred heaved you onto his shoulder and carried your chair as well. As Alfred laughed his 'hero' laugh and you began screaming the rest of the Allies began to sweat drop.

" You Western countries are so immature aru. "

" _____ can sit next to me!~"
" NEIN!"

" I don't see what the big deal is."

You glared at the British man as Alfred set you down next to him.

You see..... Your country doesn't really get along with Horrible Britian. You began to mumble things of the lines of ' British Bastard'. " That isn't very lady like Miss ______." " PUT A SOCK IN IT OLD MAN! " The both of you began to argue. You're always fighting with someone during these meetings. It's hard not too. During the last meeting you and Yao argued about who's food was better. Alfred claimed that his was better and yeah. He ended up getting a black eye. Francis touched your ass during the meeting before that. Ivan , during a meeting, told you to join ' Mother Russia'. You couldn't speak for a week. And for Alfred...... He's Alfred.

You and Arthur were neck and neck.

" TOMBOY! "

" OLD MAN! "

" UNCIVILIZED IDIOT! "

" AT LEAST I CAN COOK! "

" MY SCONES ARE FINE! "

" TRY TELLING THAT TO MY CAT! "

Arthur fed your cat one of his scones once. It wasn't pretty........ She had food poisoning for three weeks.

France banged his hands on the table as he sat up. " EXCUSE ME!? If you please stop releasing sexual tension, can we please continue zis meeting!?" You guys were furious, " WE ARE NOT RELEASING SEXUAL TENSION! " The both of you then released eachother and then sat back down on your seats.

" OKAY NOW! SINCE THIS MEETING IS TOTALLY POINTLESS! I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD PLAY A GAME! " Everyone stared at Alfred. " Ughhhhh, " you looked at him confused, " What kind of game? " " TRUTH OR DARE! " " Really aru? " Everyone looked unimpressed. "It's either that or we teach Artie how to cook. " " MY SCONES A-" " MY CCCCAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!" You hissed at Arthur. " OK LETS PLAY! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! "

Russia was dared to sing ' My Little Bumblebee '.

China admitted that he kept a shrine for Hello Kitty in his basement.

France admitted ( sadly ) that he had slept with...... Yeah..... Best to keep that a secret. He also began to tell stories of who was better too. Once again you are scarred for life. You had no idea that people could bend like that. China was coverig his ears, Russia just sat there, Alfred had a nosebleed, Arthur was full blown red, and you faced desked yourself. Note to self: Don't ever go drinking with these people.

You admitted that you did have a crush on someone. You wouldn't tell who though.

Alfred was dared to make out with one of the maids.

Now it's Artie's turn!

" ARTHUR DUDE! TRUTH OR DARE! " Arthur sighed and rubbed his temples. " I choose dare..... " Alfred fist pumped in victory. " IDAREYOUTOBESEXUALTOYOURCRUSH! " How he said that in one breath will forever be unknown. However it was time to leave.

" We got nowhere in this meeting aru."

" It was rather fun this time ,da?"

" Honononon.~"

" I MADE THIS WAAYYYYY MORE FUN! HAHAHAHAHA!"

You were collecting your paers as Arthur stared at you. As you noticed him you rolled your eyes. As you began to walk out of the room he got up from his chair. " _____....." You turned around, only to be pushed into a wall.

" ARTHUR! THE FUCK ARE YOU MPHFDGTTHFJDSZYRJM!!!" THE BASTARD IS KISSING YOU! THIS WAS YOUR FIRST KISS TOO! AW HELL NAW!

You tried to push him away, but he kept you pinned. As he sperated for air you glared at him. " WHAT WAS T-" " I'm just fulfilling Alfred's dare. " " You're doing what now. " He sighed and stared at you with his emerald green eyes. " I have to admit that I'm somewh- " Somewhat. " " Fine REALLY , " he gave you an eye roll, " attracted to your attitude. " " Okay that's nice now let go of me. " " Okay ,but I need to do one last thing. " " WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" " Did you know that Big Ben is bigger than Florida?" Comense blushing since you know what he's talking about. " It's time to become a British colony love.~"

OUTSIDE:

" Dude I TOLD YOU!" " SHHHHHHHH! Stupid American! " The American and French spied on you two through the window. " Stupid westerner countries..... aru....." " Kolkolkolkol. " Oh. They were also spying on you too.