Dave woke up with a start. Thanks to his alarm clock, he almost fell off his goddamn bed. Seriously. Half of him was on the bed, while the other half was on the floor. "Not again..." You see, Dave has been having a little problem. He is having wet dreams about his crush _____. Hormones. Stupid bitchy hormones.
He met ______ while randomly pestering and trolling random people on Pesterchum. That's where he met you. You were the only person to put up with his ironic self and troll back. BAM. Instant best friends. You even love apple juice as much as he does. It's like love at first text. He was finally able to meet you after you joined the game. You guys were in differnt servers though. But, it turns out that all the games are conneted and it's possible to jump through different servers by certain portals known as glitches. ( Totally made that up. Bear with me. ) And that is how you ended up traveling to his server game. Awesome.
"DAVE GET THE FUCK UP! I MADE PANCAKES!"
So now, ____ is living with you, Rose, and the other Trolls until Jade and John finally arive. But, now that doesn't matter. _____ made pancakes. Pancakes are no fucking joke. "Alright. Calm your tits. I'll be out in a second." Dave got up and fixed himself up a bit. He grabbed his sunglasses and began to walk to the kitchen. Along the way he heard yelling. Lots of it.
"KARKAT! NO! SAVE THE PANCAKES!"
"NO, THEY ARE MINE NOW!"
"FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE EATING!"
As Dave entered the kitchen, his face met a hot pancake. "OH MY FUCKING GOD! MY FACE!"
Everyone turned to look at you and Karkat who were holding the frying pan by the handle. You snatched it out of Karkat's grip and glared at him. You then smacked him with it. "YOU FUCKASS! SEE WHAT YOU DID!?"
"ME! NO! IT WAS YOU AND YOUR CLUSMY ASS!"
You dabbed Dave's face with a cold cloth. His face was badly burned and he was still wearing his sunglasses. "Should you take those of-"
"No." Rude. Ruderuderuderuderuderude. You got closer to Dave and glared at him. "Dave. Give me the glasses."
"Fuck no!" You got even closer to him. "Give them to me. Now." You kept a straight face as you got even closer. And closer. And closer.
Wait... Was Dave blushing!? Or was that his burn getting worse. "Dave give me the fucking glas- MYPHUO!?"
"OW!" Dave quickly pulled away from the kiss. "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Smooth..." You quickly dabbed his lips with the cloth and went to get an ice pack and some aloe.
"I did not want my first kiss with you to be like that."
"Ok then..." You spread some of the aloe on his face to help stop the burning and gave him the ice pack. While he was busy, you snatched his glasses and screeched in victory. "HAHA!" You looked at Dave's surprised face and stared at him. Holy fucking shit. His eyes are red. "Woah."
Dave glared at you and held his hand out. He wanted his glasses back. You looked at him and rolled your eyes. "Hell no. This is the first time I get to see your eyes."
"Give them back. Now." You sighed and gave them back. He was enough pain already. All because of Karkat and the pancake.
You then got up and began to walk out of the room. "Hey Dave! Just to let you know... Red is my favorite color." Proceed in absconding away like a boss.
"So wh-" Dave blushed a bit. You loved his eyes. "Thanks..." Dave then went back to treating his face with the ice pack. You aren't really helping with his wet dreams at all. You're just making them worse. Damn you and your sneakiness.
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Lilyas has dedicated herself to making our community a brighter place with her vibrant artwork and infectious enthusiasm for interacting with others in our community. It has certainly paid off, as many deviants flock to her page on a daily basis to let her know how much of an inspiration she is. We absolutely agree, and couldn't let all that hard work go without recognition, so it's with great pride that we bestow the Deviousness Award for March 2014, to ... Read More